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TOR’S FIRST LAW: 

Resist your crustacean overlords!

TOR’S SECOND LAW: 

There is nothing you cannot accomplish with a sufficiently large laser array.

  • THE MAGNET COROLLARY: Anything you find too complex to accomplish with a large laser array can be done with magnets.
TOR’S THIRD LAW: 
Being anything other than yourself is a waste of time.
TOR’S FOURTH LAW: 
All people are awesome.
  • THE IDIOT COROLLARY: Some people are silly, and forget that all people are awesome.
  • THE SELF-DEPRECATION COROLLARY: Some people are silly, and forget that they are awesome.
  • THE DEPRECATION COROLLARY: Popular perception of an object is NOT A PROPERTY OF THE OBJECT ITSELF.  YOU ARE NOT WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF YOU, you are YOURSELF.
TOR’S SIXTH LAW: 
Amethyst is shiny.
  • THE SHINY COROLLARY: Ooooooooooooooo…..shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyy………..

TOR’S SEVENTH LAW:
ANY DAY YOU ARE CURRENTLY ALIVE is WITHOUT DOUBT your BEST DAY EVER. 

  • SEVENTH LAW, SECTION 1: Because it is THE DAY IN WHICH YOU ARE LIVING.
  • SEVENTH LAW, SECTION 2: Because IN EACH DAY THERE IS THE POTENTIAL FOR A COMPLETE METAMORPHOSIS, for an upheaval of thought and action that can CHANGE A LIFE.  It may not be yours, and it may not be easy, but THE POTENTIAL IS ALWAYS THERE. CARPE THAT DIEM.
TOR’S EIGHTH LAW: 
It does NO ONE ANY GOOD to worry about THINGS YOU CANNOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT AT THE MOMENT.
TOR’S NINTH LAW: 
For every physical possibility, there is a universe.  For every physical law, there is a universe in which the opposite is true. Thus, for every possibility, there is a corresponding universe.  SOMEWHERE, BATMAN FIGHTS CRIME USING A GIANT LASER DRAGON.
TOR’S TENTH LAW: 
This world we find ourselves in is infinitely complex.  Good and evil lie closely intermingled.  Do not fight one blindly, lest you find yourself destroying the other.
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